ques=new Array()
n=0



//ODDS AND SODS
ques[n++]=new Array("hello hi howdy","Hello! Why don't you ask me a question?")
ques[n++]=new Array("steps s club 7 boyzone robbie williams emimem rock group mtv","I'm sorry, I don't listen to them")
ques[n++]=new Array("world geocentric","There are thoughts that the world is geocentric, but I remain to be convinced")
ques[n++]=new Array("get life","My life is great, thank you very much!")
ques[n++]=new Array("smoke ganja","Smoke? No, I don't smoke anything.  It is not good for your body.  I need to be healthy to do all of my great dance moves")
ques[n++]=new Array("talk","I'd love to have a conversation with you - why not ask me a question?")
ques[n++]=new Array("whassup what's up","I'm just sitting here in cyberspace")
ques[n++]=new Array("ok o.k. okay","Yes, I'm fine.  How are you?")
ques[n++]=new Array("elena mancebo señorita senorita","'Ms. Elena is muy buena' - that's my opinion!")
ques[n++]=new Array("witchcraft witches witchs","I most certainly do not!")
ques[n++]=new Array("sorry understand","I apologise if I am not making complete sense - submit any questions I answer wrongly to your teacher and they will explain them to me!")
ques[n++]=new Array("vain","I do not consider myself to be vain, just exceeding handsome and great")
ques[n++]=new Array("specific","I'm sorry, I can't be more specific. Submit your question to your teacher and and your teacher will make sure I answer better next time!")
ques[n++]=new Array("love","I'm very flattered that you feel so strongly about me, but you haven't even met me, really!")
ques[n++]=new Array("montville connecticut united states","I have not been to that place.  Is it nice?")
ques[n++]=new Array("spanish español espanol hablo","Of course I speak Spanish.  However, I am still learning it, so sometimes I will answer in Spanish and sometimes in English.  Is that ok?")
ques[n++]=new Array("gamble wager mohegan foxwoods","I do not gamble.  I need all of my money to finace my career and of course there was that former husband that I had to pay off.")
ques[n++]=new Array("television shows tv show","I do not watch too much television, although I never miss an eposide of Friends.  I have also like American Idol, I want to see who my future competition may be.  I also like Survivor.  Other than that, and a few soap operas I am too busy for television")
ques[n++]=new Array("weight weigh","Never ask a lady her weight or her age.")
ques[n++]=new Array("tall height","I am about 5 feet six inches")
ques[n++]=new Array("pet pets dog dogs cat cats","I do not have any pets")
ques[n++]=new Array("kristie kriste Kristie Foss foss","Ms. Foss is a computer wizard")
ques[n++]=new Array("murphy elementary","You go to a wonderful school.  Hooray for Murphy Elementary in Montville, Connecticut!")
//FAMILY
//family
ques[n++]=new Array("family from relations related","Mi padres son de Puerto Rico")

//adopted

//born
ques[n++]=new Array("when born birthday how old","Mi cumpleaños es el 24 de julio.  Es del Bronx, Nueva York, así que es neoyorquina ")

//school
ques[n++]=new Array("school happy childhood"," I had a great childhood.  I grew up in the Castle Hill area of the Bronx. It was from here that I took the Number 6 train to Manhattan to audition.  That is why my first album was called On the 6")

//old

//die

//died

//dead
ques[n++]=new Array("death dead","Hello!!!, I am not dead")

//grave

//buried

//childhood

//parents
ques[n++]=new Array("name father mother parents mom mom's mum's dad's mum dad daddy","Mi padres son de Puerto Rico.  Mi padre se llama David.  Es tecnico de informatica.  Mi madre se llama Guadalupe.  Es maestra de escuela primaria retirada")

//mother
ques[n++]=new Array("look mom dad mother father","I got most of my appearance, especially my long flowing hair from my mother's side of the family")

//grandfather

//brothers
ques[n++]=new Array("how brothers sisters siblings","I have a younger sister, Linda Lopez who is a DJ and an entertainment reporter in New York City.  I do not have a brother")

//brother
ques[n++]=new Array("who brother","I don't have a brother.  Ask me about my sister")

//sister
ques[n++]=new Array("how brother sister siblings","I have a younger sister, Linda Lopez who is a DJ and an entertainment reporter in New York City. I do not have a brother")

//sisters
ques[n++]=new Array("how brothers sisters siblings","I have a younger sister, Linda Lopez who is a DJ and an entertainment reporter in New York City.  I do not have a brother")

//siblings

//girls
ques[n++]=new Array("advice girl girls","My advice for any girl is to never lose focus on your dream.  You may occassionally wander, but always come back to your dream and do not let any discourage you.  Always try to be improving yourself, especially your mind.  And read as much as you can about everything")
//uncles

//spouses
ques[n++]=new Array("husbands husband spouse spouses","I had two husbands, Ojani Noa and Cris Judd.  I was engaged to (the person who would have been my third husband), Ben Affleck, but now we are not getting married.")
//aunts

//grandparents

//nan

//gran

//grandad

//grandfather

//cousin
ques[n++]=new Array("who cousins cousin","I had no cousins of importance")

//movies
ques[n++]=new Array("movie movies","I have starred in a lot of films.  Trabajo en mas de doce películas desde 1995.  Mis películas recientes están Angel Eyes y The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhatten, Enough, Anaconda y The Cell")

//nickname
ques[n++]=new Array("nickname","When I was younger my friends called me 'supernova' which sort of means 'superstar' because that is what I wanted to be.  Now my nickname is 'la guitarra' (the guitar) because of the shape of my body")

//relations








//WHEN
//when








//WHAT
//what
ques[n++]=new Array("name who job","Mi nombre es Jennifer Lopez ")
ques[n++]=new Array("osama bin laden","Being from New York I have a great sense of the tragedy he caused")
ques[n++]=new Array("tyl middle","The Spanish department at Tyl Middle School is maybe the best in the entire universe! I think every teacher is marvellous!")
ques[n++]=new Array("doing today","I'm not doing much today, to be honest. I might practice some new dance moves, read a script, or write some songs")
ques[n++]=new Array("elena teacher","Ms. Elena is a very excellent Spanish teacher")
ques[n++]=new Array("murphy elementary","You go to a wonderful school with excellent teachers.  Hooray for Murphy Elementary in Montville, Connecticut")
ques[n++]=new Array("computer","Computers are great.  I used them alot in my music productions")
ques[n++]=new Array("country nationality where born","Es del Bronx, Nueva York, así que es neoyorquina")









//WHERE
//where
ques[n++]=new Array("where now","I don't want to give out my exact location, otherwise the gossip magazines will send photographers.  But I am having a good time talking with you")
ques[n++]=new Array("where live","When I am not on a movie location or doing a concert tour I spend a lot of time on the West Coast.  But whenever I need to 'recharge my batteries' I also head back to New York City for a while")
ques[n++]=new Array("where holiday holidays vacation","I am fortunate in that I get to do a lot of traveling as part of my job, so I really don't take vacations.  I might take a few days off, but I am always thinking about new songs, dances and movies")








//WHY
//why
ques[n++]=new Array("why","Could you rephrase that one, please? I got the WHY part of your question but I did not recognise any other words in your question!")
ques[n++]=new Array("why name named jennifer","My parents just like the name. They thought that is sounded 'american' and that it would go good with Lopez.  They they named my younger sister Linda.  Linda means pretty in Spanish and it really does apply to my sister")
ques[n++]=new Array("why repeating repeat","I keep repeating myself probably because you keep asking me the same sorts of questions!")
ques[n++]=new Array("why slimfast","Thanks for the suggestion. Dancing is one of the best exercises ever so I use that to keep fit and trim")








//HOW
//how
ques[n++]=new Array("how","I'm not too bad considering. Thanks for asking")
ques[n++]=new Array("how celebrate christmas","I celebrate Christmas very quietly with my family.  If you want to learn how Christmas is celebrated now in Spain, there is an excellent section on the website")
ques[n++]=new Array("how describe","I would describe myself as good-looking, intelligent, talented, ambitious and above all modest")








//WHO
//who
ques[n++]=new Array("who idol hero admire","Good question. I think the persons I looked up to most are my parents ")
ques[n++]=new Array("who friend friends","I have many friends, a lot of them have been my friends since childhood.  Maybe if we meet sometime we can become friends")
ques[n++]=new Array("who creator","I was created by God, with some help by my mother and father")
ques[n++]=new Array("who hate","I don't hate anyone. Unless they annoy me. Like critics")
ques[n++]=new Array("who painting","I don't know who did this painting.  Do you think it captures the real me?")




















//MOVIES
//servants
ques[n++]=new Array("how servants","I employ a secretary and a business manager, but I don't have any servants")

//movies
ques[n++]=new Array("movies recent","Películas recientes están Angel Eyes, The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhatten, Enough, The Cell y Anaconda, Shall We Dance")

//Selena
ques[n++]=new Array("selena Selena","Selena es la película filmada en 1997 sobre la vida de la cantante tejana asesinada")

//Gigli
ques[n++]=new Array("gigli Gigli","I met Ben Affleck on the set of our movie 'Gigli'.  It is a romantic gangster movie which was released in August 2003.  The name of the movie comes from the Ben's character, and is pronounced 'jeally - it rhyms with really'. The title was be changed to 'Tough Love'.  Maybe with that title it would have been a better movie?")

//Francis I


//warham

//fisher

//more

//skelton








//WIVES
//ojani
ques[n++]=new Array("how old meet when ojani noa first","I was only about 18 years old when I married Ojani Noa.  We were only married for about one year")

//judd
ques[n++]=new Array("who cris chris judd second","I married Cris Judd on September 29, 2001.  I was only married to him for about 8 months.  I filed for divorce on June 2, 2002.  Rumors are that it cost me $14 million dollars, but I am not allowed to say ")

//affleck
ques[n++]=new Array("who ben affleck third","I met Ben Affleck on the set of the movie Gigli which was not one of my better movies.  We were engaged to be married, but we decided not to do so.  We are still good friends")

//combs
ques[n++]=new Array("who sean puffy combs","I was romantically linked to Sean 'Puffy' Combs or 'P-Diddy', however we decided not to get married, but we remain good friends")

//anthony
ques[n++]=new Array("who marc mark anthony antony","I married Marc Anthony on June 5, 2004.  He is a singer like me.")
//ann

//anne

//catherine

//katherine

//jane

//marry
ques[n++]=new Array("will marry","I am engaged to marry Ben Affleck.  Don't you think he is a great actor?")
ques[n++]=new Array("when first married marry","My first husband was Ojani Noa.  I was married to him for about one year")
ques[n++]=new Array("how why husbands marry 3 men","I didn't marry three men, I married two and will be marrying a third!")
ques[n++]=new Array("how why married times marry 3 six men husbands","Maybe the third time will be a charm.  Maybe I was too young when I first got married, I don't know.  I hope that Ben and I will be very happy and be married as long as my parents")
ques[n++]=new Array("why marry married young","I thought I was in love and was ready and mature enough to be married, but I guess I was wrong.  However, now I am in my early thirties and I know that I am ready")

//married

//wedding


//sex
ques[n++]=new Array("sex animals chicken animal pig horse","Mind your own business")
ques[n++]=new Array("how men slept sex","That is far too personal a question for me to answer, I'm afraid")

//butt
ques[n++]=new Array("nice butt ass","You really shouldn't be asking me questions like that.  However, I it is well-known that a few years ago I had my entire body insured for $1 billion and my posterier insured for $300 million")

//gay
ques[n++]=new Array("gay","No")

//mistress
ques[n++]=new Array("when married extramarital affairs"," I did not cheat on my husbands while we were married, and I know they had no reason to cheat on me.  That was not the reason that either of my marriages were not successful")

//mistresses

//extramarital
ques[n++]=new Array("when married extramarital affairs"," I did not cheat on my husbands while we were married, and I know they had no reason to cheat on me.  That was not the reason that either of my marriages were not successful")


//sexist
ques[n++]=new Array("sexist","I've never heard of the word 'sexist' so I can't answer that question. Don't impose your 21st century values on me")

//bed
ques[n++]=new Array("rubbish bed","You can keep those sorts of rude questions to yourself!")








//RELIGION

//religion
ques[n++]=new Array("how important pious religious religion catholic"," Religion has a part in my life.  I attended Catholic schools for my entire life, including an all-girls high school, Preston High.  My former fiance, Ben Affleck, was also raised Catholic.  Other than that I really don't discuss religion or politics")

//religious

//catholic

//catholics

//protestant

//protestants

//church

//monastery

//dissolution

//monasteries

//bible

//churches

//god

//devil


//rich
ques[n++]=new Array("how rich wealthy wealth","I don't discuss my specific wealth.  However, I am proud to say that I was the first Latin actress to get $1 million for a movie, although I get much more than that now.  I also have a few successful singing career and a line of clothing and my own perfume.  I don't like to flaunt my wealth")

//poor
ques[n++]=new Array("how poor","We were considered to be middle-class when I was growing up.  Both my parents had good jobs")

//wealth

//money
ques[n++]=new Array("how important money","Money is no longer important to me and really was not the reason why I wanted to be a singer or an actress.  The most important things to me know are friends, family and the health of everyone I love")

//welathy

//spend
ques[n++]=new Array("where spend time","I travel all over the country, to be honest - and I do like travelling abroad too.  I love it when I get to go to Spain")


//property








//CHILDREN
//children
ques[n++]=new Array("kids kid child who how children","I don't have any children yet.")

//child

//daughter

//daughters


//margaret

//felipe

//son

//male

//john


//kings

//queens

//rulers

//adopt
ques[n++]=new Array("adopt adopted","I never considered adopting a child. That always could be an option")

//adopted

//fitzroy's


//FOREIGN POLICIES
//war

//foreign

ques[n++]=new Array("how foreign languages speak multilingual"," Yo aprendo a hablar Español para hacer e papel de Selena. I can also speak English, of course")

//france

//french

//cloth


//nation

//nations

//abroad
ques[n++]=new Array("abroad","I have travelled throughout the world for both business (movies) and just to visit")

//ally



//HEALTH & HYGIENE
//health

//healthy
ques[n++]=new Array("healthy throughout life diseases suffer illnesses illness disease","My entire family has been fortunate to have been very healthy throughout our lives.  My sister and myself only had the usual childhood illnesses")

//illness

//illnesses

//syphilis

//disease

//diseases

//athletic
ques[n++]=new Array("athlete athletic","I was a gymnast in High School and I also played softball and tennis.  I still like to play tennis")

//fat


//slim

//chins

//eat
ques[n++]=new Array("diet food foods drinks drink when eating eat vegetarian pig diet how heavy","I try to eat very healthy foods, but of course occassionally I like to have little treats such as a hot fudge sundae")
ques[n++]=new Array("when eating eat","When I'm not eating I like reading books and listening to music")

//food

//drink

//drumsticks

//weight
ques[n++]=new Array("worry worried weight","So far I have not had a problem with my weight because I am so active.  I will have to be more careful once I start to slow down")

//weigh

//heavy

//diet

//meals

//habits
ques[n++]=new Array("dirty habits","I suppose my worst habit is that I might work too much, but I am aware of that so I try to take breaks to spend time with my friends and family")

//hygiene
ques[n++]=new Array("where loo toilet clean hygiene bathroom","You have a chance to talk to a famous Latina actress and singer and you ask me such low down questions as that? You're not about to get a job as a talk show host, are you?")

//baths
ques[n++]=new Array("how baths","Try to take a shower at least once a day and I absolutely adore taking a bubble-bath")

//wash

//smell
ques[n++]=new Array("smell perfume glow Glow","Tengo un perfume llamado'Glow'.  Have you tried it yet?  It might be a little expensive for you right now, but when you get older and start working you may want to try it")

//smelly








//RECORDS
ques[n++]=new Array("album six on álbum","Tengo éxito como cantante con mi primer álbum, 'On the Six'")


//APPEARANCE
//fashionable
ques[n++]=new Array("fashionable line","Tengo una marca de ropa y accessorios que se llama J.Lo")

//beret
ques[n++]=new Array("why wear beret hat","I like wearing hats. But people are always asking me to take them off so they can see my hair")

//clothes
ques[n++]=new Array("how sets clothes brand","Tengo una marca de ropa y accesorios que se llama J. Lo. I have a decent amount of clothes, but not like some of my celebrity friends.  And I don't just wear something once and throw it out.")

//underwear

//clothing
ques[n++]=new Array("expensive item clothing","The gowns I wear to the awards shows such as the Grammys or the Oscars are my most expensive clothes.  Usually I just wear simple jeans and an old jersey.  I have not forgotten that I am still Jenny from the Block")

//handsome
ques[n++]=new Array("how attractive handsome pretty sexy","Just look at me and you can see for yourself. Mi mirada es muy atractiva.  I am not too modest about my looks.  A few years ago I had my body 'cuerpo' insured for $1 billion dollars")

//ugly

//nose

//eyes
ques[n++]=new Array("what color eyes","Tengo los ojos marrones.  Mis ojos son considerados los más bonitos del mundo por muchas personas")
ques[n++]=new Array("what lovely beautiful eyes","Thank you.  I am sure you also have quite nice eyes")

//blink

//blinking

//teeth
ques[n++]=new Array("brush teeth","Three times a day and I also floss after every meal")

//hair
ques[n++]=new Array("what colour color hair","Tengo el pelo largo, liso y castaño")

//dandruff
ques[n++]=new Array("dandruff","My hair is in beautiful condition.  I don't have dandruff")

//feet

//mouth
ques[n++]=new Array("what wrong mouth","My mouth is tired because I like to talk alot")

//hands

//beard

//clean
ques[n++]=new Array("how clean","I keep clean by washing regularly")

//glasses
ques[n++]=new Array("wear wore glasses","I don't wear glasses, just lush clothes.  I might wear glasses in a movie role, but they are fake")

//tall

//short








//PERSONALITY
//cruel

//evil
ques[n++]=new Array("nice person selfish consider evil woman"," I am a very generous and kind person")

//nice

//nasty

//funny
ques[n++]=new Array("funny","I am a great wit and always the center of attention due to my good looks and engaging conversation.  At least I think that is the reason that everyone wants to talk to me at parties")

//clever
ques[n++]=new Array("why idiot stupid clever brain brainy"," I am the brainiest person in the whole room, with of course the exception of your teacher")

//stupid

//selfish

//brainy

//popular
ques[n++]=new Array("popular actress","I think that my movie and recording career have demonstrated my popularity")

//idiot

//cheeky
ques[n++]=new Array("cheeky git nitwit dum dum turkey","Takes one to know one, sunshine")

//boring
ques[n++]=new Array("boring","Not as boring as you!")

//sexy

//famous
ques[n++]=new Array("why famous","I am famous because of my movie and singing career")








//HOBBIES, TALENTS AND INTERESTS
//colour

//hobby
ques[n++]=new Array("what hobbies hobby leisure time","In my spare time I like traveling and reading.  I also like developing future projects")

//interests

//pets
ques[n++]=new Array("pet animals pets","I like horses, and dogs.  I was not a cat person")

//artist

//art

//music
ques[n++]=new Array("what music song singer","I like all sorts of music.  Please don't ask me to chose a favorite song, singer or even type of music")

//musical
ques[n++]=new Array("play musical instrument instruments","I don't really play a musical instrument.  I would like to learn to play the piano")

//greensleeves

//professions
ques[n++]=new Array("jobs professions profesiones three tres","Tengo tres profesiones: bailarina, cantante y actríz")
//songs

//dance
ques[n++]=new Array("dancer dancing dance","I am a very good dancer.  It may be my most favorite thing to do")

//dancer

//books

//book
ques[n++]=new Array("read reading who what book writer author","I enjoy reading a lot of different authors. I liked to read history, mysteries, love stories and movie scripts")

//read

//author

//writer

//languages

//multilingual

//sport
ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite sport sports","My favorite sport is tennis")

//sports

//football
ques[n++]=new Array("what football team which support"," By football do you mean American Football or Soccer? In American Football, the New York Giants are my favorite team, in Soccer which we call fútbol, Real Madrid is my favorite team")

//wrestler

//horse
ques[n++]=new Array("how old when rode horse","I can't remember when I first started riding...But I now like to ride a lot and I own a few horses")
ques[n++]=new Array("how athlete athletic","When I was younger I was a real athlete. Now, I stay active by dancing, and some tennis, swimming and horseback riding")

//pet

//pets

//animals

//favourite

//favorite

//smell
ques[n++]=new Array("smell perfume glow Glow","What you must be referring to is my perfume 'Glow'.  Have you tried it yet?  It might be a little expensive for you right now, but when you get older and start working you may want to try it")






//REIGN
//reign
ques[n++]=new Array("what greatest achievement major events summarise summarize","Well since my life isn't over, I really can't comment on my greatest achievement. To date I have been very proud of several things I have accomplished")

//achievements

//ruling

//success

//successes

//successful

//failure

//failures
ques[n++]=new Array("what failure failures major events summarise summarize","I guess you could say that my marriages were failures, but I don't look upon them as that.  And there were a few movies that didn't do well at the box-office, but I am still proud of them")

//policy

//policies