ques=new Array()
n=0



//ODDS AND SODS
ques[n++]=new Array("hello hi howdy","Hello! Why don't you ask me a question?")
ques[n++]=new Array("steps s club 7 boyzone robbie williams emimem rock group mtv","I'm sorry, I don't listen to them")
ques[n++]=new Array("world geocentric","There are thoughts that the world is geocentric, but I remain to be convinced")
ques[n++]=new Array("get life","My life is great, thank you very much!")
ques[n++]=new Array("smoke ganja","Smoke? No, I don't smoke anything.  It is not good for your body.  I need to be healthy to do all of my great dance moves")
ques[n++]=new Array("talk","I'd love to have a conversation with you - why not ask me a question?")
ques[n++]=new Array("whassup what's up","I'm just sitting here in cyberspace")
ques[n++]=new Array("ok o.k. okay","Yes, I'm fine.  How are you?")
ques[n++]=new Array("elena mancebo señorita senorita","'You are fortunate to have such a great teacher like Ms. Elena")
ques[n++]=new Array("witchcraft witches witchs","I most certainly do not!")
ques[n++]=new Array("sorry understand","I apologise if I am not making complete sense - submit any questions I answer wrongly to your teacher and they will explain them to me!")
ques[n++]=new Array("vain","I do not consider myself to be vain, just exceeding handsome and great")
ques[n++]=new Array("specific","I'm sorry, I can't be more specific. Submit your question to your teacher and and your teacher will make sure I answer better next time!")
ques[n++]=new Array("love","I'm very flattered that you feel so strongly about me, but you haven't even met me, really!")
ques[n++]=new Array("montville connecticut united states","I have not been to that place.  Is it nice?")
ques[n++]=new Array("spanish español espanol hablo","Of course I speak Spanish.  However, I am still learning it, so sometimes I will answer in Spanish and sometimes in English.  Is that ok?")
ques[n++]=new Array("gamble wager mohegan foxwoods","I do not gamble.  I need all of my money to finace my career and of course there was that former husband that I had to pay off.")
ques[n++]=new Array("television shows tv show","I do not watch too much television, although I never miss an eposide of Friends.  I have also like American Idol, I want to see who my future competition may be.  I also like Survivor.  Other than that, and a few soap operas I am too busy for television")
ques[n++]=new Array("weigh","You should never ask a lady her weight or her age, but  I am 106 pounds.  I was born in 1977")
ques[n++]=new Array("tall height","I am about 5 feet two inches tall")
ques[n++]=new Array("pet pets dog dogs cat cats","I do not have any pets")
ques[n++]=new Array("kristie kriste Kristie Foss foss","Ms. Foss is a computer wizard")
ques[n++]=new Array("murphy elementary","You go to a wonderful school.  Hooray for Murphy Elementary in Montville, Connecticut!")
//FAMILY
//family
ques[n++]=new Array("family from relations related","Mi padres son de Colombia")

//adopted

//born
ques[n++]=new Array("born birthday old","Mi cumpleaños es el 2 de febrero de 1977.  Es del Barranquilla, Colombia")

//school
ques[n++]=new Array("school happy childhood"," I had a great childhood.  I am the baby of 9 children!  I have 4 sisters and 4 brothers")

//old

//die

//died

//dead
ques[n++]=new Array("death dead","Hello!!!, I am not dead")

//grave

//buried

//childhood

//parents
ques[n++]=new Array("father mother parents mom mom's mum's dad's mum dad daddy","Mi padres son de Colombia.  Mi padre se llama William Mebarak Chadid.  Es joyero y escritor.  Mi madre se llama Nidia del Carmen Ripoll Torrado.  Es maestra de escuela primaria retirada")

//mother
ques[n++]=new Array("look mom dad mother father","I got most of my appearance, especially my long flowing hair from my mother's side of the family")

//grandfather

//brothers
ques[n++]=new Array("brothers sisters siblings","I have four sisters, Ana, Lucy, Patricia and Robin.  I have four brothers, Alberto, Edward, Moises, Tonino")

//brother
ques[n++]=new Array("brother","I have four brothers, Alberto, Edward, Moises, Tonino.  Ask me about my sisters")

//sister
ques[n++]=new Array("sister siblings","I have four sisters, Ana, Lucy, Patricia and Robin.  I have four brothers, Alberto, Edward, Moises, Tonino")

//sisters
ques[n++]=new Array("brothers sisters siblings","I have four sisters, Ana, Lucy, Patricia and Robin.  I have four brothers, Alberto, Edward, Moises, Tonino")

//siblings

//girls
ques[n++]=new Array("advice girl girls","My advice for any girl is to never lose focus on your dream.  You may occassionally wander, but always come back to your dream and do not let any discourage you.  Always try to be improving yourself, especially your mind.  And read as much as you can about everything")
//uncles

//spouses
ques[n++]=new Array("husbands husband spouse spouses","I have not been married.  I am currently dating Antonio de la Rúa, who is the son of the ex-President of Argentina")
//aunts
ques[n++]=new Array("gabo","Gabriel Gárcia Márquez is my favorite author.  He was born in 1928 in northern Columbia like me.  His friends call him 'Gabo'. Of me he said 'Shakira's music has a personal stamp that doesn't look like anyone else's and no one can sing or dance like her, at whatever age")
//grandparents
ques[n++]=new Array("gabriel garcia marquez gárcia márquez","Gabriel Gárcia Márquez won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982.  He is considered to be one of the world's greatest authors. You should read one of his books. His most famous is 'cien años de solidad' - 'One hundred years of solitude'")
//nan

//gran

//grandad

//grandfather

//cousin
ques[n++]=new Array("cousins cousin","Like most big families I also have a lot of cousins, but no one that you would know")

//movies
ques[n++]=new Array("movie movies","I have not been in a movie. I almost got a part in 'The Mask of Zorro' with Antonio Banderas. From 1994 to 1997 I was in a Colombian soap opera, called 'El Oasis'.  We call soap operas, 'telenovelas' which means television novels.")
ques[n++]=new Array("luisa maría oasis","I was in a Colombian soap opera, called 'El Oasis'. The name of my character was 'Luisa María'")
//nickname
ques[n++]=new Array("nickname","I did not have a nickname, but I do have an interesting name.  My first name means 'woman full of grace' in Arabic, in Hindi it means 'goddess of light'")

//relations








//WHEN
//when








//WHAT
//what
ques[n++]=new Array("name","Mi nombre es Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll.  My father's last name is Mebarak and my mother's last name is Ripoll")
ques[n++]=new Array("osama bin laden","I have a great sense of the tragedy he caused")
ques[n++]=new Array("tyl middle","The Spanish department at Tyl Middle School is maybe the best in the entire universe! I think every teacher is marvellous!")
ques[n++]=new Array("doing today","I'm not doing much today, to be honest. I might practice some new dance moves, read a script, or write some songs")
ques[n++]=new Array("elena teacher","Ms. Elena is a very excellent Spanish teacher")
ques[n++]=new Array("murphy elementary","You go to a wonderful school with excellent teachers.  Hooray for Murphy Elementary in Montville, Connecticut")
ques[n++]=new Array("computer","Computers are great.  I used them alot in my music productions")
ques[n++]=new Array("country nationality born","Largo de nacimiento es del Barranquilla, Colombia")









//WHERE
//where
ques[n++]=new Array("doing","I am having a good time talking with you")
ques[n++]=new Array("live","I don't want to give my exact location. When I am not writing music or doing a concert tour I spend a lot of time in South America.  But whenever I need to 'recharge my batteries' I also head back to Spain for a while")
ques[n++]=new Array("holiday holidays vacation","I am fortunate in that I get to do a lot of traveling as part of my job, so I really don't take vacations.  I might take a few days off, but I am always thinking about new songs")








//WHY
//why
ques[n++]=new Array("why","Could you rephrase that one, please? I got the WHY part of your question but I did not recognise any other words in your question!")
ques[n++]=new Array("name named shakira","My father is Lebanese, which means his family is from Lebanon, which is an Arabic country.  He gave me an arabic name which means 'woman full of grace.  In Hindi, which is a language in India it also means 'goddess of light''")
ques[n++]=new Array("repeating repeat","I keep repeating myself probably because you keep asking me the same sorts of questions!")
ques[n++]=new Array("slimfast","Thanks for the suggestion. Dancing is one of the best exercises ever so I use that to keep fit and trim")








//HOW
//how
ques[n++]=new Array("feeling","I'm not too bad considering. Thanks for asking")
ques[n++]=new Array("celebrate christmas","I celebrate Christmas very quietly with my family.  If you want to learn how Christmas is celebrated now in Spain, there is an excellent section on the website")
ques[n++]=new Array("virtudes virtues","mi virtudes: cariños, perfeccionista, independiente y sincera")
ques[n++]=new Array("talents talentos","mi talentos: bailar, cantar, escribir canciones")
ques[n++]=new Array("miedo scared","tiene miedo de los fantasmas.  I am scared of ghosts")







//WHO
//who
ques[n++]=new Array("idol hero admire","Good question. I think the persons I looked up to most are my parents ")
ques[n++]=new Array("friend friends","I have many friends, a lot of them have been my friends since childhood.  Maybe if we meet sometime we can become friends")
ques[n++]=new Array("creator","I was created by God, with some help by my mother and father")
ques[n++]=new Array("hate","I don't hate anyone. Unless they annoy me. Like critics")
ques[n++]=new Array("painting","I don't know who did this painting.  Do you think it captures the real me?  I also like to paint.  My favorite thing to paint is 'fried eggs'in Spanish 'huevos fritos'")
ques[n++]=new Array("paint","I like to paint.  My favorite thing to paint is 'fried eggs'in Spanish 'huevos fritos'")
ques[n++]=new Array("pastimes pasatiempos","mi pasatiempos preferidos: bailar, leer y pintar")


















//MOVIES
//servants
ques[n++]=new Array("servants","I employ a secretary and a business manager, but I don't have any servants")

//movies


//Selena




//Francis I


//warham

//fisher

//more

//skelton








//WIVES
//Rúa
ques[n++]=new Array("rua rúa","I met Antonio de la Rúa a few years ago.  He is three years older than me.  He is the son of the ex-President of Argentina.  Antonio is quite handsome.  He is a singer like me")



//ann

//anne

//catherine

//katherine

//jane

//marry
ques[n++]=new Array("marry","Right now I am dating, Antonio de la Rúa.  Maybe I will one day marry him")


//married

//wedding


//sex
ques[n++]=new Array("sex animals chicken animal pig horse","Mind your own business")
ques[n++]=new Array("men slept sex","That is far too personal a question for me to answer, I'm afraid")

//butt
ques[n++]=new Array("nice butt ass","You really shouldn't be asking me questions like that.  However, I it is well-known that a few years ago I had my entire body insured for $1 billion and my posterier insured for $300 million")

//gay
ques[n++]=new Array("gay","No")

//mistress
ques[n++]=new Array("married extramarital affairs"," I am not married, and I do not go out with married men")

//mistresses

//extramarital
ques[n++]=new Array("married extramarital affairs"," I am not married, and I do not go out with married men")


//sexist
ques[n++]=new Array("sexist","I've never heard of the word 'sexist' so I can't answer that question. Don't impose your 21st century values on me")

//bed
ques[n++]=new Array("rubbish bed","You can keep those sorts of rude questions to yourself!")








//RELIGION

//religion
ques[n++]=new Array("pious religious religion catholic"," Religion has a part in my life.  I attended Catholic schools for my entire life.  Other than that I really don't discuss religion or politics")

//religious

//catholic

//catholics

//protestant

//protestants

//church

//monastery

//dissolution

//monasteries

//bible

//churches

//god

//devil


//rich
ques[n++]=new Array("rich wealthy wealth","I don't discuss my specific wealth.  However, have a few successful singing career so I am doing better than I dreamed as a young girl.  However, I don't like to flaunt my wealth")

//poor
ques[n++]=new Array("poor","We were poor when I was growing up.  My father had two jobs, joyero y escrito, but with 9 children there is not much money")

//wealth

//money
ques[n++]=new Array("money","Money is no longer important to me and really was not the reason why I wanted to be a singer or songwriter.  The most important things to me know are friends, family and the health of everyone I love")

//welathy

//spend
ques[n++]=new Array("spend time","I travel all over South America, to be honest - and I do like travelling abroad too.  I love it when I get to go to Spain")


//property








//CHILDREN
//children
ques[n++]=new Array("kids kid child children","I don't have any children yet. I will wait until I am married")

//child

//daughter

//daughters


//margaret

//felipe

//son

//male

//john


//kings

//queens

//rulers

//adopt
ques[n++]=new Array("adopt adopted","I never considered adopting a child. That always could be an option")

//adopted

//fitzroy's


//FOREIGN POLICIES
//war

//foreign

ques[n++]=new Array("foreign languages speak multilingual"," Hablo italiano, español, portugues, libanes, y inglés")

//name
ques[n++]=new Array("meaning mean"," Shakira means 'woman full of grace' in Lebanese, which is the language of my father's family")

//unicef
ques[n++]=new Array("unicef UNICEF"," In October 2003, at age 26, I was named the youngest UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador.  I will travel around the world to see the children in developing countries.  UNICEF stands for United Nations Children's Fund.  I consider this to be my greatest honor")

//funfact1
ques[n++]=new Array("first"," Sony/Columbia records signed me to a record deal at age 13.  I then released my first album 'Magia'.  In English that means 'Magic'")
ques[n++]=new Array("second"," I released my second album 'Peligro' at age 15.  In English 'Peligo' means danger'")
ques[n++]=new Array("third"," I released my third album 'Pies Descalzos' at age 19.  In English it means 'bare feet'")
ques[n++]=new Array("fourth"," I released my fourth album '¿Dondé están los ladrones?' at age 21.  In English it means 'Where are the thieves?.  The album was delayed for six months, because all of the songs were stolen from my luggage.  Also on this album in the song 'Ojos Asi', 'eyes like these', I sing a verse in Arabic'")
ques[n++]=new Array("fifth"," I released my fifth album 'Laundry Service'at age 24.  It was the first album that I wrote songs in English")
//nation

//nations

//abroad
ques[n++]=new Array("abroad","I have travelled throughout the world for both business (concerts) and just to visit")

//ally



//HEALTH & HYGIENE
//health

//healthy
ques[n++]=new Array("healthy throughout life diseases suffer illnesses illness disease","My entire family has been fortunate to have been very healthy throughout our lives.  My sisters and brothers and myself only had the usual childhood illnesses")

//illness

//illnesses

//tattos
ques[n++]=new Array("tattoo tatto tattoos","I don't have any tattoos, nor do I plan on getting any")


//disease

//diseases

//athletic
ques[n++]=new Array("athlete athletic","I was a dancer in High School.  I like to play tennis and ride horse")

//fat


//slim

//chins

//eat
ques[n++]=new Array("diet food foods drinks drink eat vegetarian","I try to eat very healthy foods. Mi comida preferida es ¡toda!.  Especialmente la comida árabe, la comida italiano y el chocolate")
ques[n++]=new Array("eating","When I'm not eating I like reading books and listening to music.  Mi libro favoritos es los de Gabriel Garcia Márquez.  Mi grupos favoritos es Nirvana y U2")

//food

//drink

//drumsticks

//weight
ques[n++]=new Array("worry worried weight","So far I have not had a problem with my weight because I am so active.  I will have to be more careful once I start to slow down.  I weigh 106 pounds")

//weigh

//heavy

//diet

//meals

//habits
ques[n++]=new Array("dirty habits, defectos defects flaws","dice ser desordenada y terca. However, I do not drink or smoke")

//hygiene
ques[n++]=new Array("loo toilet hygiene bathroom","You have a chance to talk to a famous Latina actress and singer and you ask me such low down questions as that? You're not about to get a job as a talk show host, are you?")

//baths
ques[n++]=new Array("baths","Try to take a shower at least once a day and I absolutely adore taking a bubble-bath")

//wash

//smell
ques[n++]=new Array("smell perfume","Unlike another singer, I do not have my own perfume, but I like to wear perfume")

//smelly

//professions
ques[n++]=new Array("jobs professions profesiones dos two","Tengo dos profesiones: cantante y escrito")






//RECORDS


//APPEARANCE
//fashionable
ques[n++]=new Array("fashionable line","Tengo una marca de ropa y accessorios que se llama J.Lo")

//beret
ques[n++]=new Array("why wear beret hat","I like wearing hats. But people are always asking me to take them off so they can see my hair")

//clothes
ques[n++]=new Array("sets clothes brand","I do not have a clothing line nor do I buy a certain brand of clothes. I have a decent amount of clothes, but not like some of my celebrity friends.  And I don't just wear something once and throw it out.")

//underwear

//clothing
ques[n++]=new Array("expensive item clothing","The gowns I wear to the awards shows such as the Grammys are my most expensive clothes.  Usually I just wear simple jeans and an old jersey")

//handsome
ques[n++]=new Array("attractive handsome pretty sexy","Just look at me and you can see for yourself. Mi mirada es muy atractiva")

//ugly

//nose

//eyes
ques[n++]=new Array("color eyes","Tengo los ojos avellanos (hazel).  Mis ojos son considerados los más bonitos del mundo por muchas personas")
ques[n++]=new Array("lovely beautiful eyes","Thank you.  I am sure you also have quite nice eyes")

//blink

//blinking

//teeth
ques[n++]=new Array("brush teeth","Three times a day and I also floss after every meal")

//hair
ques[n++]=new Array("what colour color hair","Tengo el pelo largo, liso y rubio.  Actually my true hair color is castaño.  One time I tried to make my hair red, but it did not work out, so I changed it to blonde.  I decided to stay a blonde")

//dandruff
ques[n++]=new Array("dandruff","My hair is in beautiful condition.  I don't have dandruff")

//feet

//mouth
ques[n++]=new Array("wrong mouth","My mouth is tired because I like to talk alot")

//hands

//beard

//clean
ques[n++]=new Array("clean","I keep clean by washing regularly")

//glasses
ques[n++]=new Array("wear wore glasses","I don't wear glasses, just lush clothes")

//tall

//short

//professions
ques[n++]=new Array("jobs professions profesiones dos two","Tengo dos profesiones: cantante y escrito")






//PERSONALITY
//cruel

//evil
ques[n++]=new Array("nice person selfish consider evil woman"," I am a very generous and kind person")

//nice

//nasty

//funny
ques[n++]=new Array("funny","I am a great wit and always the center of attention due to my good looks and engaging conversation.  At least I think that is the reason that everyone wants to talk to me at parties")

//clever
ques[n++]=new Array("idiot stupid clever brain brainy"," I am the brainiest person in the whole room, with of course the exception of your teacher")

//stupid

//selfish

//brainy

//popular
ques[n++]=new Array("popular singer","I think that my recording career have demonstrated my popularity")

//idiot

//cheeky
ques[n++]=new Array("cheeky git nitwit dum dum turkey","Takes one to know one, sunshine")

//boring
ques[n++]=new Array("boring","Not as boring as you!")

//sexy

//famous
ques[n++]=new Array("famous","I am famous because of singing and songwriting")








//HOBBIES, TALENTS AND INTERESTS
//colour

//hobby
ques[n++]=new Array("what hobbies hobby leisure time","In my spare time I like reading and song writing.  My favorite author is Gabriel Garcia Márquez.  He is from my country and he won the Nobel Prize")

//interests

//pets
ques[n++]=new Array("pet animals pets","I like horses, and dogs.  I was not a cat person")

//writing
ques[n++]=new Array("writing songs","I actually began writing at age 3, but I did not begin writing songs until age 8.  I guess I was sort of a child prodigy")

//art

//music
ques[n++]=new Array("what music group song singer","I like all sorts of music.  Mi grupos favoritos es Nirvana y U2.  Mi canción favorita es 'With or Without You' de U2")

//musical
ques[n++]=new Array("play musical instrument instruments","I play the guitar, drums and harmonica.  I would like to learn to play the piano")

//greensleeves

//professions
ques[n++]=new Array("jobs professions profesiones dos two","Tengo dos profesiones: cantante y escrito")
//songs

//dance
ques[n++]=new Array("dancer dancing dance","I am a very good dancer.  It may be my most favorite thing to do")

//dancer

//books

//book
ques[n++]=new Array("read reading book writer author","mi libros favoritos es los de Gabriel Garcia Márquez")

//read

//author

//writer

//languages

//multilingual

//sport
ques[n++]=new Array("what sport sports","My favorite sport is tennis")

//sports

//football
ques[n++]=new Array("what football team which support"," By football do you mean American Football or Soccer? In American Football, the New York Giants are my favorite team, in Soccer which we call fútbol, Real Madrid is my favorite team")

//wrestler

//horse
ques[n++]=new Array("how old rode horse","I can't remember when I first started riding...But I now like to ride a lot and I own a few horses")
ques[n++]=new Array("how athlete athletic","When I was younger I was a real athlete. Now, I stay active by dancing, and some tennis, swimming and horseback riding")

//pet

//pets

//animals

//favourite

//favorite

//smell
ques[n++]=new Array("smell perfume","Thank you for the compliment")






//REIGN
//reign
ques[n++]=new Array("what greatest achievement major events summarise summarize","Well since my life isn't over, I really can't comment on my greatest achievement. To date I have been very proud of several things I have accomplished, such as being the youngest UNICEF Ambassador, graduating from High School at age 15, writing my first song at age 8")

//achievements

//ruling

//success

//successes

//successful

//failure

//failures
ques[n++]=new Array("what failure failures major events summarise summarize","Fortunately I have not had any big failures to this point.  I have been very lucky")

//policy

//policies