ques=new Array()
n=0



//ODDS AND SODS
ques[n++]=new Array("hello hi howdy","Hello! Why don't you ask me a question?")
ques[n++]=new Array("steps s club 7 boyzone robbie williams emimem rock group mtv j-lo","I'm sorry, I don't listen to them or that type of music...I like the National Anthem of Spain though!")
ques[n++]=new Array("world geocentric","There are thoughts that the world is geocentric, but I remain to be convinced")
ques[n++]=new Array("get life","My life is great, thank you very much!")
ques[n++]=new Array("smoke ganja","Smoke? That hobby was way ahead of my time. It was Sir Walter Raleigh who introduced tobacco to the English in the reign of Elizabeth I")
ques[n++]=new Array("talk","I'd love to have a conversation with you - why not ask me a question?")
ques[n++]=new Array("whassup what's up","I'm just sitting here in cyberspace")
ques[n++]=new Array("ok o.k. okay","Yes, I'm fine, all things considered.  You do know I have been dead since 1558?")
ques[n++]=new Array("ms. ms. elena mancebo seńorita senorita","'Ms. Elena is muy buena' - that's my opinion!")
ques[n++]=new Array("witchcraft witches witchs","I most certainly do not!")
ques[n++]=new Array("sorry understand","I apologise if I am not making complete sense - submit any questions I answer wrongly to your teacher and they will explain them to me!")
ques[n++]=new Array("vain","I do not consider myself to be vain, just exceeding handsome and great")
ques[n++]=new Array("specific","I'm sorry, I can't be more specific. Submit your question to your teacher and and your teacher will make sure I answer better next time!")
ques[n++]=new Array("love","I'm very flattered that you feel so strongly about me, but you haven't even met me, really!")
ques[n++]=new Array("montville connecticut united states","I have not been to that place.  Is it nice?")
ques[n++]=new Array("spanish espańol espanol hablo","Of course I speak Spanish.  However, I am trying to learn to speak English, so we will use that language when we talk.  Is that ok?")
ques[n++]=new Array("gamble wager mohegan foxwoods","I do not gamble.  I needed all of my money to fight wars.")
ques[n++]=new Array("television shows tv show","I do not watch too much television, although I never miss an eposide of The Simpsons.  I have also become addicted to American Idol and Joe Millionaire.  Other than that, and a few soap operas I am too busy for television")
ques[n++]=new Array("movie movies film films video videos","My favorite movies are Torrente - El brazo tonto de la ley and Torrente 2 - Misión en Marbella.  I do not watch American movies because my English is not yet that good")
ques[n++]=new Array("answers answer question questions","I will admit that sometimes I do not give you the right answer, in that case just ask me a portion of the question without the what or why or try to ask it a different way.  Lo siento")
ques[n++]=new Array("pet pets dogs dog cat cats rat rats gerbil gerbils","I did not have any pets.  We used dogs when we hunted and cats were used to keep the mice out of the barns")
ques[n++]=new Array("color colors","My favorite colors are the red (rojo) and yellow (amarillo) of the Spanish flag and of course the red (rojo) and white (blanco) shirts of my favorite fútbol team - Atlético Madrid")

//FAMILY DETAILS, UPBRINGING
//family
ques[n++]=new Array("where family from relations related","My father's side of the family is from Germany, whilst my mother's side of the family is from Spain. I have other relatives all over Europe")

//adopted

//born
ques[n++]=new Array("where when born birthday how old","I was born in Ghent, Belgium on February 24,1500, the son of Felipe el Hermoso (Philip the Handsome) and Juana la Loca (Joanna the Crazy)")

//school
ques[n++]=new Array("where school happy childhood"," I had a great childhood, looked after by my aunt Maria of Austria and was taught religion by Adrian of Utrecht, who later became Pope Adrian VI")

//old
ques[n++]=new Array("what how old when died die","I was 58 years old when I died in 1558 after a short illness. I instructed my son, Felipe to bury me with my wife who had died on May 1, 1539.  The three of us are now buried at San Lorenzo de el Escorial, which is commonly just called 'El Escorial'.  A picture of it is on the home page of this website")
ques[n++]=new Array("how old when grandfather ferdinand died became king ruler spain","I was not yet 16 years old when my grandfather, Ferdinand died and I became King. The reason I became King was because my father had already died. In 1519 my other grandfather, Maximilian died and I became King of Germany")

//die

//died

//dead
ques[n++]=new Array("what death dead","Being dead strikes me as being a lot like being alive except without the pleasures of chicken drumsticks but now I am with my wife once again")

//grave

//buried
ques[n++]=new Array("el escorial buried El Escorial","I am  buried at San Lorenzo de El Escorial, commonly  referred to just as 'El Escorial' along with my wife and my son.  A picture of it is on the home page of the website.")

//childhood

//parents
ques[n++]=new Array("what who father mother parents mom mom's mum's dad's mum dad daddy","My father was Felipe el hermoso (Philip the Handsome). He died in 1506. My mother was Juana la Loca (Joanna the Crazy). She was the daughter of Ferdinand and Isabella of Spain")

//mother
ques[n++]=new Array("look mom dad mother father","I got most of my appearance - tall, strong, handsome - from my father's side of the family. My grandfather on my father's side, Maximilian, was similar to me in many ways")

//grandfather
ques[n++]=new Array("what became ferdinand grandfather","My grandfather was King Ferdinand, he was ruled with my grandmother, Isabella, but she died in 1504.  When he died, I became King")

//brothers
ques[n++]=new Array("how brothers sisters siblings","I had a brother - Ferdinand - He later became Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand I. I also have a sister, Margaret, who married the King of Scotland. Her daughter was Mary Queen of Scots. I also have an older sister, Eleanor.  Had neither my brother nor I been born she would have become Queen")

//brother
ques[n++]=new Array("what brother","My brother Ferdinand served me well while I was King and Emperor.  He later became Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand I")

//sister

//sisters

//siblings

//uncle

//uncles

//aunt

//aunts

//grandparents

//nan

//gran

//grandad

//grandfather

//cousin
ques[n++]=new Array("who cousins cousin","I had no cousins of importance")

//cousins

//related

//relations








//WHEN
//when








//WHAT
//what
ques[n++]=new Array("what name who job","My name is Charles V! I ruled Spain from 1516, when my grandfather Ferdinand died, to 1555, when I turned over control of Spain, Italy, Netherlands, Belgium and all of the Americas to my son, Felipe.  I was also an Emperor.  In Spain I was known as Charles I ")
ques[n++]=new Array("who titian tiziano painter","Tiziano Vecellio (1490 - 1576) was my court artist, and an absolute artistic genius. He painted my favorite painting La Gloria (the Glory) which hung above my bed.  He was also known as Titian")
ques[n++]=new Array("what osama ozama bin laden","I have no knowledge of Osama bin Laden. I think someone said he had a better beard than me, but I can't believe that!")
ques[n++]=new Array("what history teacher millard mckie charlesworth elena tarr tyl middle","The Spanish department at Tyl Middle School is maybe the best in the entire universe! I think every teacher is marvellous!")
ques[n++]=new Array("what today","I'm not doing much today, to be honest. I might eat some chicken drumsticks later and throw them over my shoulder")
ques[n++]=new Array("what ms elena","Ms. Elena is a very excellent Spanish teacher")
ques[n++]=new Array("what computer","I have no idea what a computer is, and I'm not interested either")
ques[n++]=new Array("what country nationality where","I was born in Belgium, but I consider myself to be totally Spanish")
ques[n++]=new Array("what peasants","I like everybody who obeys my will. Otherwise they better watch out")
ques[n++]=new Array("what call horse","I did not name my horses, I had some many of them.  I would just call them 'das Pferd'which was German for horse, because con mi caballo hablo en alemán")
ques[n++]=new Array("what famous quote","Con mi caballo hablo en alemán, con las damas de la Corte en italiano, los asuntos de hombres los tratos en francé, pero para hablar con Dios uso solo el espańol")





//WHERE
//where
ques[n++]=new Array("where now","I'm currently sitting in cyberspace. It's really nice here, actually")
ques[n++]=new Array("where live","I lived in Spain, although I traveled quite a lot around my country with my court (followers). In my day, with no television or radio or even newspapers, it was very important for a King to travel to impose his authority on his people. I spent a third of my life travelling from one place to another! Of course right now I don't live anywhere")
ques[n++]=new Array("where holiday holidays vacation","As King of Spain I do not really have time to take holidays or vacation.  I was on the job 24/7")








//WHY
//why
ques[n++]=new Array("why","Could you rephrase that one, please? I got the WHY part of your question but I did not recognise any other words in your question!")
ques[n++]=new Array("why rude","I'm not rude, I'm just a straight-talking man. I am not used to anyone asking me impertinent questions, because if and when they do I tend to chop their heads off at the very least!")
ques[n++]=new Array("why name named carlos charles","It is a fine Spanish name.  I am quite proud to have it.  My younger brother was named after our grandfather, Ferdinand.  I was named after my great-grandfather, Charles the Bold, Duke of Burgandy")
ques[n++]=new Array("how why king","I became King because my father died before his father and was the next direct male decendent. My mother was considered crazy so she could not become queen, although I let her pretend to rule with me")
ques[n++]=new Array("why repeating repeat","I keep repeating myself probably because you keep asking me the same sorts of questions!")
ques[n++]=new Array("why ruthless","I wasn't at all ruthless. I just did what was necessary to stay in power at a time when life was very brutal and enemies were everywhere. You should never judge a historical character according to the values of your own time. Judge them instead in the context of their own times")
ques[n++]=new Array("why slimfast","Thanks for the suggestion. I reckon I could help you lose a few pounds too if I chopped off your head")








//HOW
//how
ques[n++]=new Array("how","I'm not too bad considering I have been dead since 1558. Thanks for asking")
ques[n++]=new Array("how celebrate christmas","I celebrate Christmas very quietly and with devotion at the Escorial (where I am also buried). In your age, Christmas has become meaningless.  If you want to learn how Christmas is celebrated now in Spain, there is an excellent section on the website")
ques[n++]=new Array("how describe","I would describe myself as handsome (as did many people in my day), intelligent (I could speak, Spanish, French, German, Italian and Latin), and above all modest")








//WHO
//who
ques[n++]=new Array("who idol hero admire","Good question. I think the person I looked up to most was probably Ferdinand, my grandfather. I attempted to conquer North Africa, like he had tried.  I also failed ")
ques[n++]=new Array("who friend friends","I didn't have too many friends, but I did have a few enemies. Kings can't afford close friends - they are too dangerous!")
ques[n++]=new Array("who creator","I was created by God, with some help by my mother and father")
ques[n++]=new Array("who hate","I don't hate anyone. Unless they annoy me. Like King Francis I. Or Pope Clement VII . Or Süleyman the magnificent. Or...oh, ok, I do hate a few people, but don't we all?")
ques[n++]=new Array("who painting painted picture","The painting of me that you see here was done by Tiziano")
ques[n++]=new Array("who next ruler","After I died, my son Felipe II (Philip) became King of Spain. He died in 1598 and then his son Felipe III took over")


















//KEY FIGURES
//servants
ques[n++]=new Array("how servants","Everyone in my country is my servant!")

//ministers

//Henry VIII
ques[n++]=new Array("who what connection Henry VIII Henry eight","Henry VIII was the King of England.  He was born in 1491 and was King from 1509 to 1547.  He had 6 wifes, the first who was my aunt, Catherine of Aragon.  My son Felipe married his daughter, Mary Queen of Scots.  I did not have much to do with Henry, although I was not happy that he broke from the Catholic Church and supported Martin Luther")


//suleyman
ques[n++]=new Array("how important suleyman süleyman Suleyman Süleyman","Süleyman the Magnificent was a great military leader of the Muslims.  He prevented me from expanding into North Africa and going further into Eastern Europe.  Unlike Francis I, who I consider to be a coward, I had great respect for Süleyman ")

//Francis I
ques[n++]=new Array("what who why francis I Francis Francis I francis","Francis I was the King of France for most of my rule. He was born in 1494 and was King from 1515 to 1547.  He was constantly trying to attack Spain.  I consider him to be a coward.  One time I captured him and after I was kind and let him go he once again tried to attack me")

//Tiziano
ques[n++]=new Array("Tiziano tiziano painter la gloria the glory","Tiziano Vecellio lived from 1490 to 1576 and was my favorite painter.  He painted many pictures of me and my son.  He painted my favorite painting, La Gloria - The Glory.  He was also known as Titian")
//warham

//fisher

//more

//skelton








//WIVES
//aragon
ques[n++]=new Array("how old meet when wife isabella portugal","I was 26 years old when I married Isabella.  The marriage was arranged for political reasons, her father was King of Portugal, but I fell in love with her")
ques[n++]=new Array("how isabella portugal bed","That is not a question which I think it would be very gentlemanly to answer - my knightly name was Sir Loyal Heart!")
ques[n++]=new Array("what when die isabella portugal yellow how celebrate","My wife Isabella died on May 1, 1539 and I never married again")
ques[n++]=new Array("isabella pretty beautiful","Isabella of Portugal was very beautiful, with olive skin and a ladylike manner")
ques[n++]=new Array("love isabella portugal wife remarry","I loved my wife very much and did not remarry after she had died")

//boleyn

//seymour


//cleves


//howard

//parr

//ann

//anne

//catherine

//katherine

//jane

//marry
ques[n++]=new Array("will marry","Once my wife Isabella died I had no thought of remarriage")


//married

//wedding

//wife

//wives
ques[n++]=new Array("which wives mothers children","Felipe, María and Juana's  mother was Isabella (my wife); my illegitimate children were born of two different women, but I cannot remember their names")
ques[n++]=new Array("who what name names wives","I only had the one wife, Isabella.  My son Felipe had several wifes including Mary, Queen of Scots who was the daughter of Henry VIII")

//sex
ques[n++]=new Array("sex animals chicken animal pig horse","Mind your own business")
ques[n++]=new Array("how women slept sex","That is far too personal a question for me to answer, I'm afraid")
ques[n++]=new Array("why sex","In order to have children...and I suppose I quite enjoyed it, if I'm honest!")

//endowed
ques[n++]=new Array("well endowed","That's a very personal question.  You should not be wasting my time with those types of questions")

//impotent
ques[n++]=new Array("impotent","I was IMPORTANT, not IMPOTENT. I had one legitimate child and two illegitimate children, for heaven's sake")

//gay
ques[n++]=new Array("gay","I had a wife and loads of mistresses - what do you think, you fool?")

//mistress
ques[n++]=new Array("when married extramarital affairs who mistress how mistresses"," I had a few affairs, but only after my wife had died")

//mistresses

//extramarital

//sexist
ques[n++]=new Array("sexist","I've never heard of the word 'sexist' so I can't answer that question. Don't impose your 21st century values on me")

//bed
ques[n++]=new Array("rubbish bed","You can keep those sorts of rude questions to yourself!")








//RELIGION
//fidei

//reformation

//religion
ques[n++]=new Array("how important pious religious what religion protestant catholic"," Religion was immensely important to me - I was taught by a future Pope.  I defended the Catholic Church throughout my life")

//religious
ques[n++]=new Array("attend church ","I attended church everyday when I was not in battle. And then I would at least try to pray with one of the traveling monks")


//pope

ques[n++]=new Array("what name pope's why hate argue pope clement","I hated the Pope - who was called Clement V and was a member of the Medici family of Florence - because he made a pact with Francis I to attack me, so I attacked Rome and captured him")
ques[n++]=new Array("what result argument argued pope","As a result of my argument with the Pope, I stopped him from thinking he could side with France and attack me")

//rome

//catholic

//catholics
ques[n++]=new Array("what catholics","I am tolerant of most religions, as long as they don't ever try to undermine my own power!")

//protestant


//protestants

//church


//dissolve


//monastery

//dissolution

//monasteries


//bible

//churches

//god

//devil

//faith


//luther
ques[n++]=new Array("why what martin luther","Martin Luther was a monk who broke from the Catholic church and help found the Protestant religion. I actually was quite tolerant of him, although he was against the Catholic church")

//monks


//rich
ques[n++]=new Array("how rich wealthy wealth","Although I was King, I was constantly fighting wars, which were not cheap.  Many times I had to borrow money, even though I was getting more and more gold and silver from America.  By the end of the reign I was almost bankrupt again because I had spent all my money on wars with France")

//poor
ques[n++]=new Array("what poor","I tried to look after all of my subjects including the poor, but there was only so much money to spend on social programs.  Mostly they were looked after by the Church")
ques[n++]=new Array("how deal vagrant vagrant poor","I introduced a variety of laws to deal with poor people; but lazy people had holes drilled through their ears and had a 'V' branded onto their foreheads")

//wealth

//money
ques[n++]=new Array("how important money","I must admit that I did have a liking for wealth, which was one of the reasons I dissolved the monasteries in the 1530s. Only with money could I be 'Great' and pursue wars with France, which was incredibly important for a ruler in the 1500's")


//welathy

//spend
ques[n++]=new Array("where spend time","I travel all over the country, to be honest - and I do like travelling abroad too - especially when I invade France!")

//land
ques[n++]=new Array("land property","I got a massive amount of land when first my father died, and then my two grandfathers.  Oh, yeah there was that additional land I got everytime we conquored a new place in South and Central America")

//property








//CHILDREN
//children
ques[n++]=new Array("how kid child attractive good looking handsome","My son Felipe (Philip) wasn't bad looking, I suppose, although he was nothing like my father who had the nickname 'el hermoso' (the handsome)")
ques[n++]=new Array("what legitimate illegitimate names kids who how children","I had one legitimate son, Felipe (Philip) and two legitimate daughters, María and Juana. I also had an illegitimate son, John of Austria and an illegitimate daughter, Margaret of Parma")
ques[n++]=new Array("who favourite favorite child children love","My favorite child was obviously my son Felipe, who would be the next King. I was also fond of my two daughters I was nice to my illegitimate children, and they got along with my son, but I did not consider them in the same light as Felipe")
ques[n++]=new Array("who child make ruler","There was no doubt that my son, Felipe (Philip) would become the next ruler of Spain.  However, I felt that my brother was also quite smart, so I split my kingdom between them")
ques[n++]=new Array("when die felipe Felipe philip which who child children died first","My son outlived me and became the next ruler of Spain.  Some say he was one of their greatest rulers")
ques[n++]=new Array("beat hit how raise kids children","I took much interest in the education of my son, however I was away from home a lot of time.  He had many good teachers, but he did not have my gift for languages")

//child


//daughter

//daughters
ques[n++]=new Array("daughters","I had two legitimate daughters María and Juana.  I did have one illegitimate daughter, Margaret of Palma")

//margaret
ques[n++]=new Array("what margaret","Margaret of Parma, 1522 - 1586, served for several years as the Governor of the Netherlands.  She had a son, Alessandro Farnese who became a famous general")

//maria
ques[n++]=new Array("how old who mother maría maria Maria what","My daughter, María was born in on June 21, 1528 and died in 1603.  She later married my brother's son, Maximilian on September 15, 1548.  When Maximilian became Holy Roman Emperor in 1564 she became an Empress.  Her son Rudolph became the next Holy Roman Emperor")


//felipe
ques[n++]=new Array("when felipe born","My son, Felipe was born in on May 21, 1527 and lived until September 13, 1598, over 71 years!")

//son
ques[n++]=new Array("why son important","A son was important for me to ensure my family name would continue. It was not a question of a woman being a ruler, after all my Grandmother, Isabella was a very great ruler, but a daughter would have meant that her husband would be King")
ques[n++]=new Array("why name son felipe","I named my son Felipe (Philip) because it has a noble history behind it. And it was the name of my father")
ques[n++]=new Array("why make illegitimate son heir","I never thought about making my illegitimate son, heir to the throne.  There was no reason since I had a legitimate son, Felipe")

//male
ques[n++]=new Array("why bad getting male heir heirs","In my opinion, the reason that I couldn't get a male heir with Catherine of Aragon is because God was punishing me for marrying my brother's widow. The other women failed to give me boys (except Jane) because they were rubbish")

//john
ques[n++]=new Array("how old who mother john john's austria what","John of Austria, 1545 - 1578, lived a short life. However, he was a famous General and Admiral and commanded the navy at the Battle of Lepanto.  This was the battle where Cervantes lost the use of his left arm.  John got along very well with Felipe")

//juana
ques[n++]=new Array("how old who mother juana Juana what","My daughter Juana was born on June 24, 1535 and died in 1573 at only 38 years old.  My son lived until he was 71 and my other daughter lived until she was 75 so it sad that like my wife she died so young.  She was married quite young and her husband, Prince Joao of Portugal died only a few weeks after the birth of their son, Sebastian, leaving her a widow at age 19.  She never remarried.  Instead she devoted herself to her religion and helping her brother when he became King")

//kings
ques[n++]=new Array("divine rights right kings","I believe in the divine right of kings: in other words, I am chosen by God to do this job and do not have to explain or justify my actions to anybody but God alone")

//queens

//rulers

//adopt
ques[n++]=new Array("adopt adopted","I never considered adopting either of my illegitimate children, because I already had a son.  There was no need")

//adopted

//fitzroy's









//FOREIGN POLICIES
//war
ques[n++]=new Array("won lost war wars","I am a great warrior. I personally won great battles against France, Italy and the German Princes")

//foreign
ques[n++]=new Array("what foreign policy policies","I had two main foreign policies, the defense of my empire, particularly against France and defending the Catholic Church.")
ques[n++]=new Array("foreign princesses princess fancy","I was willing to consider any foreign princess as a wife who could provide me with wealth and power")
ques[n++]=new Array("how foreign languages speak multilingual"," I can speak Spanish, of course, but also French, Italian, German and Latin, which were the international languages of my time. My knowledge of Latin was essential for me because the bible was written in latin")

//france
ques[n++]=new Array("why invade attack france","I attacked France because the King there, Francis I, wanted to take over Spain")

//french
ques[n++]=new Array("what french francis policy france","The French were my enemies and I was always at war with them and their King, Francis I")

//cloth
ques[n++]=new Array("what treaty Treaty Madrid Madrid","The Treaty of Madrid was signed with King Francis I of France in 1526 after I had captured him.  The treaty allowed him to go home, if he would not attack me again.  Once he was back in France he immediately made plans to do that")

//germany

//emperor
ques[n++]=new Array("what charles habsburg hapsburg v holy roman emperor","Charles V is technically the name I use as the Emperor.  To my subjects in Spain I was King Charles I")

//ireland
ques[n++]=new Array("what policy ireland irish","I never went to Ireland.  Have you been there?  How are the Irish people?")


//scotland
ques[n++]=new Array("what flodden policy scotland","I never went to Scotland.  My sister Margaret married the King of Scotland and there daughter married my son")

//netherlands
ques[n++]=new Array("what Netherlands Holland Netherlands Holland ","I visited the Netherlands and Belgium very often.  Actually they were not countries back then, but were collectively called the Spanish Netherlands")


//belgium
ques[n++]=new Array("what Netherlands Holland Netherlands Holland Belgium belgium ","I visited the Netherlands and Belgium very often.  Actually they were not countries back then, but were collectively called the Spanish Netherlands")

//nation

//nations
ques[n++]=new Array("which nations hate love favourite country what","I love Spain. I distrust all other countries. One thing I learned as King is that there is no such thing as a true friend in this job")

//abroad
ques[n++]=new Array("abroad","I have travelled extensively throughout Europe, more on business (i.e. war!) than for pleasure")

//ally
ques[n++]=new Array("who ally","I can't think of anyone I trust. Francis I and Pope Clement were some of the shiftiest characters I have ever dealt with in my life")








//HEALTH & HYGIENE
//health

//healthy
ques[n++]=new Array("what healthy throughout life diseases gangrene scurvy syphilis syphillis suffer illnesses illness disease","Although I was very active and travelled a great deal, which was very difficult to do, I did not suffer from any great illnesses during my lifetime.  That was fortunate for me because the doctors back then had strange ways of treating illnesses)")

//illness

//illnesses

//syphilis

//senile
ques[n++]=new Array("senile demensia dementia ga ga","I am not senile. If I am answering your questions badly, then mail the webmaster with them and he will make sure I answer them properly next time")

//disease

//diseases

//athletic
ques[n++]=new Array("how why when what weigh weight active athlete athletic sportsman fat chubby slim thin","Because of all of the clothes I wear in the pictures, I might appear to be fat, but I was actually quite trim and fit.")

//fat
ques[n++]=new Array("dad fat father","My father, Felipe the Handsome was as thin as a snake")

//slim

//chins
ques[n++]=new Array("how chins","The amount of chins I have is roughly the same same as the amount of brain cells that you have, I reckon")

//eat
ques[n++]=new Array("what diet like favourite favorite food foods drinks drink when eating eat vegetarian pig diet how heavy","I adore eating meat and drinking wine - fruit and vegetables are for the peasants. This wasn't a problem unti I got older and the lack of vitamins I would have obtained from eating fruits and vegatables, effective my health a little.  However, I did live to 58 which was quite old for that time")
ques[n++]=new Array("what when eating eat","When I'm not eating I like reading books. I am also a talented sportsman")

//food

//drink

//drumsticks
ques[n++]=new Array("chicken drumsticks legs shoulder","What is it about me and chicken drumsticks? Is that all you are interested in?")

//weight
ques[n++]=new Array("worry worried weight","After my death I lost a great deal of weight. Nowadays I am nothing but skin and bone. Actually, just bone")

//weigh

//heavy

//diet

//meals

//habits
ques[n++]=new Array("dirty habits","I suppose my worst habit is that I eat more than is good for me; I am also inclined towards being very suspicious and I suffered from bouts of rage as I got older")

//hygiene
ques[n++]=new Array("where loo toilet clean hygiene go bathroom","You have a chance to talk to a King of Spain and you ask me such low down questions as that? You're not about to get a job as a talk show host, are you?")

//baths
ques[n++]=new Array("how baths","I wash every day - I'm not a pig, and just because we didn't have central heating doesn't mean we didn't wash!")

//wash

//smell
ques[n++]=new Array("smell","The absence of running water in my day did not prevent me from keeping clean. I don't smell at all - I think it must be you, actually - and you have deodorant in your day and age. You should be ashamed of yourself")

//smelly








//VICTIMS
//disagree
ques[n++]=new Array("what disagree disagreed","Very few people disagree with me, surprisingly enough. I guess that is because I am so intelligent. Anyone who doesn't have a sensible head on their shoulders soon ends up with no head whatsoever - if you get my meaning..")

//execute
ques[n++]=new Array("how kill execute murder","I kill people in different ways. Witches are burnt. Noble people were beheaded. Common people were hanged")
ques[n++]=new Array("how executed execute kill killed who why murder execute whose heads chop","Why is everyone so obsessed with who I killed? Can't you think of something else to ask?")

//chop

//kill
ques[n++]=new Array("anyone attempt kill assassinate assasinate asassinate murder","If anyone ever attempted to kill me, I never got to hear of it. Rebels were very careful in my day to blame bad advisors for problems in the country, not me - because if they did, they would be charged with treason and killed")

//murder

//executing
ques[n++]=new Array("guilty regret executing killing executed killed","I do not regret any of the executions I ordered. If people were not so stupid as to disappoint me they would never have died")

//murdering

//killed
ques[n++]=new Array("who first person killed executed empson empsom dudley","I killed people in battle and some criminals I also had executed, but for the most part I was very kind to my people")








//APPEARANCE
//fashionable
ques[n++]=new Array("fashionable clothes","I am a great leader of fashion. It was crucial for a King in my day to have loads of clothes to bedazzle my subjects with my Greatness")

//beret
ques[n++]=new Array("why wear beret hat","I wear this 'beret' because I like it. With hair as shocking as yours I recommend you wear one too. While you are at it, put a bag over your face as well")

//clothes
ques[n++]=new Array("how sets clothes","It was crucial for a King in my day to have loads of clothes to bedazzle my subjects with my greatness. Not many of these clothes survive, although a couple of my suits of armour are preserved in the Royal Palace")

//underwear
ques[n++]=new Array("what underwear","I think there are far more interesting things to talk about than underwear, to be honest. You have a strange mind")

//clothing
ques[n++]=new Array("what expensive item clothing","The crown jewels are my most expensive item of clothing")

//handsome
ques[n++]=new Array("how tall attractive handsome sexy","I was regarded as being very handsome in my day - I am almost 6 feet tall with a healthy, athletic physique. Just look at me and you can see for yourself")

//ugly
ques[n++]=new Array("why born ugly","As a young man, I was actually regarded as being very handsome in my day - I was almost 6 feet tall with a healthy, athletic physique. Before calling ME ugly you should take a look in the mirror - you've got a face like a box of frogs!")

//nose
ques[n++]=new Array("why nose","Some people say I have a big nose, but I think it just makes it easier for me to sniff out my enemies!")

//eyes
ques[n++]=new Array("what colour color eyes","I have blueish-greenish eyes")
ques[n++]=new Array("what wrong eyes blink blinking","Nothing is wrong with my eyes! I am just blinking because this room is so bright!")

//blink

//blinking

//teeth
ques[n++]=new Array("brush teeth","Personal hygiene is very important to me. Just because we didn't have your modern conveniences doesn't mean that we were filthy, you know!")
ques[n++]=new Array("what wrong teeth","Nothing is wrong with my teeth, I brush 3 times a day")

//hair
ques[n++]=new Array("what colour color hair","My hair was ginger (brownish) when I was younger, but then became black")

//dandruff
ques[n++]=new Array("dandruff","My hair is in beautiful condition, and a lovely shade of black")

//feet

//mouth
ques[n++]=new Array("what wrong mouth","My mouth is tired because it is permanently having to answer stupid questions from the likes of you!")

//hands

//beard
ques[n++]=new Array("why grow dye beard","I grew my beard in part to hide my chin which I thought was a little weak looking")
ques[n++]=new Array("how beard","You can see for yourself that my beard is not too long. The 'Osama bin Laden' look is not really my cup of tea, thanks")

//clean
ques[n++]=new Array("how clean","I keep clean by washing regularly - we might not have had central heating in the 1500's, but we did have water, you know!")

//glasses
ques[n++]=new Array("wear wore glasses","I don't wear glasses, just lush clothes")

//tall

//short








//PERSONALITY
//cruel

//evil
ques[n++]=new Array("nice person selfish consider evil man"," I am a very generous and kind person - until you get on the wrong side of me")

//nice

//nasty

//funny
ques[n++]=new Array("funny","I was a great wit and always the centre of attention due to my good looks and engaging conversation")

//clever
ques[n++]=new Array("why idiot stupid clever brain brainy"," I am the brainiest person in the whole of the realm. I maintain this position by chopping the heads off anyone who successfully argue against me to make them genuinely brainless! I was a brilliant sportsman, a great musician, I could write books and dance like an angel. I am also very very modest")

//stupid

//selfish

//brainy

//popular
ques[n++]=new Array("popular king","I was very popular with the Spanish people")

//idiot

//cheeky
ques[n++]=new Array("cheeky git nitwit dum dum turkey","Takes one to know one, sunshine")

//boring
ques[n++]=new Array("boring","Not as boring as you!")

//sexy

//famous
ques[n++]=new Array("why famous","I am famous because I defended the Catholic Church and increase the empire of Spain")








//HOBBIES, TALENTS AND INTERESTS
//colour
ques[n++]=new Array("what colour color bedroom","I didn't necessarily have just one bedroom. Because I travelled around the country so much I was often hosted by other people. I had castles in many countries")

//hobby
ques[n++]=new Array("what hobbies hobby leisure time","In my spare time I liked traveling and literature. I was trained by a future Pope and my Bible studies were very useful when I was trying to explain why I defended the Catholic Church against the Protestants")

//interests

//pets
ques[n++]=new Array("pet animals pets","I like horses, and dogs.  I was not a cat person")

//artist
ques[n++]=new Array("artist titian tiziano","Painting was never one of my hobbies - although I employed a great court artist in Tiziano - but I was very talented with languages, though I say so myself")

//art

//music
ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite favorite music","I like all sorts of music - especially anything Spanish.  Who knows, I may even like some of the music you listen to now")

//musical
ques[n++]=new Array("play musical instrument instruments","I play the lute (a type of flute) a little, but I prefer listening to music to actually playing music")

//greensleeves

//compose

//songs

//dance
ques[n++]=new Array("dancer dancing dance","I am a very good dancer and I love to throw masques - which is when we dress up in disguise.  It was great fun")

//dancer

//books

//book
ques[n++]=new Array("read reading who what favorite favourite book writer author","I enjoy reading a lot of different authors. I liked to read history and religion")

//read
ques[n++]=new Array("who taught read write adrian","I was taught to read and write by my tutor, Adrian of Utreacht.  He later became Pope, but only for two years, 1522 to 1523.  It was because of Adrian and his teachings that I became such a great defender of the Catholic church")

//author

//writer

//languages

//multilingual

//sport
ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite sport sports","My favorite sport is hunting")

//sports

//football
ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite football favorite team which support"," By football do you mean American Football or Soccer? In American Football, the New York Giants are my favorite team, in Soccer which we call fútbol, Atlético Madrid is my favorite team")

//wrestler
ques[n++]=new Array("wrestler wrestling","I loved wrestling. It was more physical then what you see on television today.  I loved physical sports in my youth but did not have too much time for them once I became King")

//horse
ques[n++]=new Array("how old when rode horse","I can't remember when I first started riding...I was so young and it was so long ago")
ques[n++]=new Array("how athlete athletic","When I was younger I was a real athlete. When I got older, though, I limited my sport to hunting on horseback")

//pet

//pets

//animals

//favourite
ques[n++]=new Array("what favorite favourite punishment","I don't actually ENJOY punishing people, contrary to what you might think. But a quick beheading is the way nobles go, whilst commoners get hanged. Heretics get burned alive!")
ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite favorite palace","I liked any palace as long as it had a nice place to pray and a nice warm bed")
ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite favorite ship","I did not have a favorite ship.  To tell you the truth I was not too good of a sailor and did better on land")

//favorite








//REIGN
//reign
ques[n++]=new Array("what greatest achievement major events reign summarise summarize reign","I suppose the major event in my reign was the increase in the size of my empire. I also feel that I did my best to protect the Catholic church against the Protestant church. My greatest achievement was my son, Felipe who became a great ruler (excuse my bragging about my son)")
ques[n++]=new Array("how reign","My reign lasted from 1500 to 1556, I died two years later")

//achievements

//ruling
ques[n++]=new Array("ruling england country hard difficult","Being a ruler is not easy, because circumstances are changing all the time and there is always so much to do. It was challenging, but I was a very intelligent man and found it stimulating")

//achievement

//throne
ques[n++]=new Array("how king come throne","I became King in 1516 when my grandfather, Ferdinand died")

//success

//successes

//successful
ques[n++]=new Array("what greatest successful battle","I had so many successful battles.  Anytime I beat the French I was a great satisfaction.  Once I even captured Rome and the Pope!")

//failure

//failures

//policy
ques[n++]=new Array("what domestic policy","My domestic policy is to secure my own position and the position Spain and the Catholic Church at all costs")

//policies