ques=new Array() n=0 //ODDS AND SODS ques[n++]=new Array("penis tit bitch fanny fart prick dickhead screw dick fucker fucking spunk bender asshole porn horny STD's STD twat pimp fuck cunt bastard piss shit tits crap screw wank screw porno paedophile tosser wanker arse arsehole","Grow up and stop using such foul language, you idiot","Foul language is the symbol of a weak intellect","Well, aren't you clever - you know some swear words!","If you are just being abusive, then I don't know why you are bothering to interview me!","Well, it sounds like you are a real class act using language like that!","Go and wash your mouth out with soap and water, you disgusting beast!","I was just thinking about putting that to you, actually - what a coincidence!","How predictable. Why is it that just about everyone who speaks to me sees if I know swear words?","Why is it that the first thing people ask me is whether I am gay, or just swear at me?") ques[n++]=new Array("hello hi howdy","Hello! Why don't you ask me a question?") ques[n++]=new Array("steps s club 7 boyzone robbie williams emimem rock group mtv j-lo","I'm sorry, I don't listen to them or that type of music...I like the National Anthem of Spain though!") ques[n++]=new Array("world geocentric","There are thoughts that the world is geocentric, but I remain to be convinced") ques[n++]=new Array("get life","My life is great, thank you very much!") ques[n++]=new Array("smoke ganja","Smoke? I do not smoke") ques[n++]=new Array("talk","I'd love to have a conversation with you - why not ask me a question?") ques[n++]=new Array("whassup what's up","I'm just waiting for you to ask a question") ques[n++]=new Array("ok o.k. okay","Yes, I'm fine. Thank you for asking. How are you?") ques[n++]=new Array("ms. ms. elena mancebo señorita senorita","'Ms. Elena is muy buena' - that's my opinion!") ques[n++]=new Array("witchcraft witches witchs","I most certainly do not!") ques[n++]=new Array("sorry understand","I apologise if I am not making complete sense - submit any questions I answer wrongly to your teacher and they will explain them to me!") ques[n++]=new Array("vain","I do not consider myself to be vain, just exceeding handsome and great") ques[n++]=new Array("specific","I'm sorry, I can't be more specific. Submit your question to your teacher and and your teacher will make sure I answer better next time!") ques[n++]=new Array("love","I'm very flattered that you feel so strongly about me, but you haven't even met me, really!") ques[n++]=new Array("montville connecticut united states","I have not been to that place. Is it nice?") ques[n++]=new Array("spanish español espanol hablo","Of course I speak Spanish. However, I am always trying to improve my English, so sometime I will talk in Spanish and sometimes in English. Is that ok?") ques[n++]=new Array("gamble wager mohegan foxwoods","I do not gamble. I need all of my money to take care of my family") ques[n++]=new Array("television shows tv show","I do not watch too much television, although I never miss an eposide of Friends. I also like American Idol. I also like Fear Factor. Other than that, and a few soap operas I am too busy for television") //FAMILY DETAILS, UPBRINGING //family ques[n++]=new Array("where family from relations related","Mi padres son de Málaga, España") //adopted //born ques[n++]=new Array("where when born birthday how old","Mi cumpleaños es el 10 de agosto. Es del Málaga, España ") //school ques[n++]=new Array("school happy childhood"," I had a great childhood. I lived on a street named Sebastián Soubirn, only a short distance from where Picasso was born. I was very popular in school especially with the girls") //old ques[n++]=new Array("how old when died die","I am still very much alive") //die //died //dead ques[n++]=new Array("what death dead","Hello!!!, I am not dead") //grave //buried //childhood //parents ques[n++]=new Array("what name who father mother parents mom mom's mum's dad's mum dad daddy","Mi padres son de Málaga, España. Mi padre se llama José. Es policía retirado. Mi madre se llama Ana. Es maestra de escuela primaria retirada") //mother ques[n++]=new Array("look mom dad mother father","I got most of my appearance - tall, strong, handsome - from my father's side of the family. My mother says that I get my intelligence from her side of the family") //grandfather ques[n++]=new Array("what became grandfather","My grandfather on my father's side was named Bartolomi. He was a captain in the army. My mother's father was named Rafael. I did not know either of my grandfathers 'abuelos'") //grandfather ques[n++]=new Array("what became grandmother","My grandmother on my father's side was named Isabel. My mother's mother was named Francisca. She had 16 children!!!") //brothers ques[n++]=new Array("how brothers sisters siblings","Tengo un hermano meno, Francisco Javier, que vive en Málaga. No tengo hermana") //brother ques[n++]=new Array("what brother","Tengo un hermano meno, Francisco Javier, que vive en Málaga. Su hermano se llama Franciso, pero le llaman Chico (boy). No tengo hermana") //sister ques[n++]=new Array("how brother sister siblings","No tengo hermana, tengo hermano") //sisters ques[n++]=new Array("how brothers sisters siblings","Tengo un hermano meno, Francisco Javier, que vive en Málaga. No tengo hermana") //siblings //uncle ques[n++]=new Array("how uncle uncles","I had many uncles, but my most favorite was Antonio, who was one of the people I was named after. He was a garbage truck driver and would often help me fix my broken toys") //uncles //aunt //aunts //grandparents //nan //gran //grandad //grandfather //cousin ques[n++]=new Array("who cousins cousin","I have a lot of cousins that I am very close to. Some of them lived with me when I was growing up. Family is very important to Spanish people") //cousins //related //relations //WHEN //when //WHAT //what ques[n++]=new Array("what name full who job","Mi nombre completo es José Antonio Domínguez Bandera. Bandera is Spanish for 'flag'. My friend suggested that I not use my first name and add a 's' to my last name, so my last name now means 'flags'") ques[n++]=new Array("what osama bin laden","I have no knowledge of Osama bin Laden") ques[n++]=new Array("what history teacher millard mckie charlesworth elena tarr tyl middle","The Spanish department at Tyl Middle School is maybe the best in the entire universe! I think every teacher is marvellous!") ques[n++]=new Array("what today","I'm not doing much today, to be honest. I am taking it easy for a while before I start my next movie") ques[n++]=new Array("what ms elena","Ms. Elena is a very excellent Spanish teacher") ques[n++]=new Array("what computer","Computers are very important for learning. They use a lot of computers in movie making") ques[n++]=new Array("what country nationality where","I was born in Spain, but now I live sometime in the United States and sometime in Spain, but I will always consider myself to be Spanish") ques[n++]=new Array("what press","I do not have anything against the press, just as long as they only print the truth about me") ques[n++]=new Array("what nickname","Breva - 'lucky' because my friends always said I was in the right place at the right time") //WHERE //where ques[n++]=new Array("where now","I'm currently waiting for you to ask me a question") ques[n++]=new Array("where live","I split my time between the United States and Spain") ques[n++]=new Array("where holiday holidays vacation","I like going anyway near water so I can go out on a boat, but with young kids I now spend a lot of time at places that are fun for them ") //WHY //why ques[n++]=new Array("why","Could you rephrase that one, please? I got the WHY part of your question but I did not recognise any other words in your question!") ques[n++]=new Array("why rude","I'm not rude, I'm just a straight-talking man. I am not used to anyone asking me impertinent questions, because if and when they do I tend to chop their heads off at the very least!") ques[n++]=new Array("why name named complete antonio banderas","Mi nombre completo es José Antonio Domínguez Bandera. Bandera is Spanish for 'flag'") ques[n++]=new Array("why repeating repeat","I keep repeating myself probably because you keep asking me the same sorts of questions!") ques[n++]=new Array("why ruthless","I wasn't at all ruthless. I just did what was necessary to stay in power at a time when life was very brutal and enemies were everywhere. You should never judge a historical character according to the values of your own time. Judge them instead in the context of their own times") ques[n++]=new Array("why short","Well I am not tall, but I am not exactly short. I am 5 feet 9 inches tall. I am as tall as Sylvester Stallone, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt") //HOW //how ques[n++]=new Array("how","I'm not too bad thanks for asking") ques[n++]=new Array("how celebrate christmas","I celebrate Christmas very quietly with my family in the Spanish tradition. If you want to learn how Christmas is celebrated now in Spain, there is an excellent section on the website") ques[n++]=new Array("how describe","I would describe myself as handsome but not gorgeous, intelligent (I can speak, Spanish, and English), and above all modest") ques[n++]=new Array("how tall","No soy muy alto. Sol mide 5 feet 9 inches tall pero en el cine se ve bien") //WHO //who ques[n++]=new Array("who idol hero admire","Good question. I think the person I looked up to most was probably my parents") ques[n++]=new Array("who friend friends","I have many good friends especially from my childhood") ques[n++]=new Array("who creator","I was created by God, with some help by my mother and father") ques[n++]=new Array("who hate","I don't hate anyone. Unless they annoy me, or bother my family or don't like my movies. Only kidding about the last part") ques[n++]=new Array("who painting","I don't know who did this painting of me, but don't you think they did a good job?") //KEY FIGURES //servants ques[n++]=new Array("how servants","I don't have any servants, except for a nanny to help with my children") //ministers //suleyman //Francis I //Tiziano //warham //fisher //more //skelton //WIVES //aragon ques[n++]=new Array("who ex-wife Anita Leza","Mi ex-esposa se llama Ana 'Anita' Leza. I was 26 when I married her on July 27, 1987 after knowning her for only 6 months") //boleyn ques[n++]=new Array("who what name melanie Melanie Griffiths Griffith griffith griffiths wife","Mi esposa se llam Melanie Griffiths") //seymour //cleves ques[n++]=new Array("what ana anita leza","Mi ex-esposa se llama Ana 'Anita' Leza. I was 26 when I married her on July 27, 1987 after knowning her for only 6 months") //howard //parr //ann //anne //catherine //katherine //jane //marry //married //wedding //wife //wives ques[n++]=new Array("what ex-wife former divorced","Mi ex-esposa se llama Ana 'Anita' Leza") //sex ques[n++]=new Array("sex animals chicken animal pig horse","Mind your own business") ques[n++]=new Array("how women slept sex","That is far too personal a question for me to answer, I'm afraid") ques[n++]=new Array("why sex","In order to have children...and I suppose I quite enjoyed it, if I'm honest!") //endowed ques[n++]=new Array("well endowed","That's a very personal question, but none of my wives ever complained about my performance") //impotent ques[n++]=new Array("impotent","I was IMPORTANT, not IMPOTENT. I had one legitimate child and two illegitimate children, for heaven's sake") //gay ques[n++]=new Array("gay","I have been married twice and have had loads of girlfriends - what do you think, you fool?") //mistress ques[n++]=new Array("when married extramarital affairs who mistress how mistresses"," I never cheated on my wives") //mistresses //extramarital //sexist ques[n++]=new Array("sexist","I've never heard of the word 'sexist' so I can't answer that question. Don't impose your 21st century values on me") //bed ques[n++]=new Array("rubbish bed","You can keep those sorts of rude questions to yourself!") //MOVIES //movies //zorro ques[n++]=new Array("who was el zorro El Zorro","En 1997 interpreto a un superhéroe latino que se llama 'El Zorro' (the fox). El símbolo del Zorro es la letra zeta") //spy ques[n++]=new Array("who was gregorio Gregorio cortés Cortés cortes Cortes","En 2002 interpreto a Gregorio Cortés, padre de dos hijos (Carmen y Juni) en una pelicula que se llama 'Spy Kids 2 - Island of Lost Dreams' y también en 2001 en una pelicula que se llama 'Spy Kids'") //madonna ques[n++]=new Array("what madonna Madonna evita Evita"," En 1997 trabajo en Evita, una pelicula musical con Madonna") //religious //pope //rome //catholic //catholics //protestant //protestants //church //dissolve //monastery //dissolution //monasteries //bible //churches //god //devil //faith //luther //monks //rich //poor //wealth //money ques[n++]=new Array("how important money","I grew up in a middle-class family, having money does allow me to do things I like such as boating, and making sure my children will be able to go to school, but it is not as important to me as other things. Of course people who have money always say that money is not important to them") //wealthy //spend ques[n++]=new Array("where spend time","I travel all over over the world, to be honest, sometimes when I am making a movie, other times for fun. I most like going to places close to the water") //land //property //CHILDREN //children ques[n++]=new Array("how kid child attractive good looking handsome","Yo soy muy guapo") ques[n++]=new Array("what names kids who how children","Tengo una hija que se llama Stella del Carmen. Yo tengo una hijastra se llama Dakota y uno hijastro se llama Alexander") ques[n++]=new Array("who favourite favorite child children love","Mi favorito es Stella del Carmen. But of course I also love my step-children") ques[n++]=new Array("beat hit how raise kids children","I take much interest in the education and upbringing of my children. When my daughter was born I even changed her diapers. I just hope that I am as good a parent to them as my parents were to me") //child ques[n++]=new Array("what age first child","I think I was 36 years old when my first child Stella was born") ques[n++]=new Array("who brought what youth childhood child live where","I spent my childhod in Málaga, but I would often spend my summers with my aunt in Carratraca would I would explore the caves with my gang") ques[n++]=new Array("friends child childhood","I had a number of close friends in my youth and they have remained close to me to this day") //daughter //daughters ques[n++]=new Array("daughters","I have one daughter, Stella del Carmen.") //dakota ques[n++]=new Array("what dakota Dakota","Dakota is the daughter of my wife Melanie Griffiths and Don Johnson") //alexander ques[n++]=new Array("what alexander Alexander","Alexander is the son of my wife Melanie Griffiths and Steven Bauer") ques[n++]=new Array("when felipe born","My son, Felipe was born in on May 21, 1527 and lived until September 13, 1598, over 71 years!") //carmen ques[n++]=new Array("what Stella del Carmen stella carmen","Mi hija que se llama Stella del Carmen. Su cumpleaños es 25 Septiembre 1996. I called her Stella because it is close to word Estrella which means 'star' in Spanish. I chose the name Carmen because I like the water and the Patron Saint of sailors in Southern Spain is the Virgen del Carmen") ques[n++]=new Array("when stella Stella born","Su cumpleaños es 25 Septiembre 1996") //fitzroy //kings //queens //rulers //adopt ques[n++]=new Array("adopt adopted","I never considered adopting a child. I like children, but I have three children right now and I am the godfather to my nephew Javier") //adopted //fitzroy's //FOREIGN POLICIES //war //foreign ques[n++]=new Array("how learn english English","Aprendí Inglés rapidamente estudiando ocho horas diariamente") ques[n++]=new Array("how foreign languages speak multilingual"," I can speak Spanish, of course. Yo solamente sabía 'yes'(sí) y 'hello'(hola) cuando llegué a los Estadios Unidos") //france //french ques[n++]=new Array("what who enemy enemies","Romero and Fegan Floop, and Mr. Alexander Minion, I had a lot of enemies in my movies. Oh, do you mean in real life? I don't have any real enemies") //cloth //germany //emperor //ireland //scotland //wales //nation //nations ques[n++]=new Array("which nations hate love favourite country what","I love Spain and the United States. I generally have liked all of the countries I have visited") //abroad ques[n++]=new Array("abroad","I have travelled extensively around the world on business and for pleasure") //ally //HEALTH & HYGIENE //health //healthy ques[n++]=new Array("what healthy throughout life diseases gangrene scurvy syphilis syphillis suffer illnesses illness injury disease","Se rompi el pié. I also fell of of my motorcycle when I was younger, but I have been fortunate that I never had any serious injuries") //illness //illnesses //syphilis //senile ques[n++]=new Array("senile demensia dementia ga ga","I am not senile. If I am answering your questions badly, then mail the webmaster with them and he will make sure I answer them properly next time") //disease //diseases //athletic ques[n++]=new Array("how why when what athlete athletic","Quería ser futbolista pero se rompi el pié. Le gusto mucho el mar y los barcos") //fat ques[n++]=new Array("dad fat father","My father, José, was as thin as a rake. I think it is from him that I get my 'thin' genes") //slim //chins ques[n++]=new Array("how chins","The amount of chins I have is roughly the same same as the amount of brain cells that you have, I reckon") //eat ques[n++]=new Array("what diet favourite favorite food foods drinks drink when eating eat vegetarian pig diet how heavy","I adore eating fish because of my childhood in Spain. In fact I like most Spanish dishes and also fruit and vegetables. I find that by eating a healthy balanced diet I have managed to maintain my physique") ques[n++]=new Array("what when eating eat","When I'm not eating I like reading books. I am like fencing which I learned for the movie Zorro and being on a boat") //food //drink //drumsticks //weight ques[n++]=new Array("worry worried weight","As an actor we are always concerned about looking good including watching our weight. But I do not obsess about it and neither should you") //weigh //heavy //diet //meals //habits ques[n++]=new Array("dirty habits","I suppose my worst habit is that I eat more than is good for me and I don't exercise as much as I should") //hygiene ques[n++]=new Array("where loo toilet clean hygiene bathroom","You have a chance to talk to a actor de cine and you ask me such low down questions as that? You're not about to get a job as a talk show host, are you?") //baths ques[n++]=new Array("how baths","I wash every day - I'm not a pig") //wash //smell ques[n++]=new Array("smell","I don't smell at all - I think it must be you, actually - when was the last time you took a bath? Can somebody open a window please?") //smelly //VICTIMS //disagree //execute //chop //kill //murder //executing //murdering //killed //APPEARANCE //fashionable ques[n++]=new Array("fashionable","I do not consider myself to be fashionable, but I am fortunate that I look good in clothes") //beret ques[n++]=new Array("why wear hat","I don't like wearing hats, then tend to hide my gorgeous eyes") //clothes ques[n++]=new Array("how sets clothes","I have a decent amount of clothes, but not like some of my celebrity friends. And I don't just wear something once and throw it out.") //underwear ques[n++]=new Array("what underwear","I think there are far more interesting things to talk about than underwear, to be honest. You have a strange mind") //clothing ques[n++]=new Array("what expensive item clothing","I might wear an expensive tuxedo or suit to the awards shows such as the Grammys or the Oscars, but usually I just wear simple jeans and an old jersey") //handsome ques[n++]=new Array("how tall attractive handsome sexy","I guess I am regarded as being very handsome - I am almost 5 feet 9 inches tall with a healthy, athletic physique. Just look at me and you can see for yourself") //ugly ques[n++]=new Array("why born ugly","I was always considered attractive even as a baby. In fact when I was born the doctor exclaimed at my beauty. Before calling ME ugly you should take a look in the mirror - you've got a face like a box of frogs!") //nose ques[n++]=new Array("why nose","I am fortunate that while I broke many bones in my body, but I never broke my nose") //eyes ques[n++]=new Array("what colour color eyes ojos ojo","Tengo los ojos marrones") ques[n++]=new Array("what lovely beautiful eyes","Thank you. I am sure you also have quite nice eyes") //blink //blinking //teeth ques[n++]=new Array("brush teeth","Personal hygiene is very important to me. It is very important for an actor to have a nice bright smile") //hair ques[n++]=new Array("what colour color hair","Mi pelo es negro") //dandruff ques[n++]=new Array("dandruff","My hair is in beautiful condition, and a lovely shade of black and I don't have any dandruff 'caspa'") //feet //mouth ques[n++]=new Array("what wrong mouth","My mouth is tired because it is permanently having to answer stupid questions from the likes of you!") //hands //beard ques[n++]=new Array("why grow dye beard","I sometimes grow a beard for a movie role or when I am too lazy to shave. Some people like me with a beard others like me clean shaven") ques[n++]=new Array("how beard","When I grow a beard it is never too long. The 'Osama bin Laden' look is not really my cup of tea, thanks") //clean ques[n++]=new Array("how clean","I keep clean by washing regularly, we do have indoor plumbing in Spain you know") //glasses ques[n++]=new Array("wear wore glasses","I don't yet have to wear glasses") //tall //short //PERSONALITY //cruel //evil ques[n++]=new Array("nice person selfish consider evil man"," I am a very generous and kind person - until you get on the wrong side of me") //nice //nasty //funny ques[n++]=new Array("funny","I like to play practical jokes and I am usually the center of attention due to my good looks and engaging conversation") //clever ques[n++]=new Array("why idiot stupid clever brain brainy"," I am the brainiest person here with the exception of your teacher") //stupid //selfish //brainy //popular ques[n++]=new Array("popular","I guess I am a popular actor") //idiot //cheeky ques[n++]=new Array("cheeky git nitwit dum dum turkey","Takes one to know one, sunshine") //boring ques[n++]=new Array("boring","Not as boring as you!") //sexy ques[n++]=new Array("sexy","Well People Magazine did one year chose me as one of the 50 Sexiest People") //famous ques[n++]=new Array("why famous","I am famous because yo soy el actor de cine") //HOBBIES, TALENTS AND INTERESTS //colour //hobby ques[n++]=new Array("what hobbies hobby leisure time","Le gusto mucho el mar y los barcos") //interests //pets ques[n++]=new Array("pet animals pets","I like horses, and dogs. I was not a cat person") //artist ques[n++]=new Array("artist ","Painting was never one of my hobbies - although I do collect paintings") //art //music ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite favorite music","I like all sorts of music - especially anything Spanish. Who knows, I may even like some of the music you listen to now") //musical ques[n++]=new Array("play musical instrument instruments","In the movie 'The Mambo Kings' I played the trumpet, but I really don't. Another interesting thing is that I did not know English when I made that movie so I had to say my lines with cue cards that had the English pronuciation on it") //greensleeves //compose //songs //dance ques[n++]=new Array("dancer dancing dance","I learned dancing when I studied acting, and I am glad because it is not only fun, but it is good exercise") //dancer //books //book ques[n++]=new Array("read reading who what favorite favourite book writer author","'Tan Sólo Un Actor', mi biografía, es mi libro favorito") //read ques[n++]=new Array("who taught read write","My mother was an elementary school teacher 'profesora de primaria' so she taught my brother and I to read and write even before we entered school") //author //writer //languages //multilingual //sport ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite sport sports","My favorite sport is football which you call soccer. Quería ser futbolista pero se rompi el pié") //sports //football ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite football favorite team which support"," By football do you mean American Football or Soccer? In American Football, the New York Giants are my favorite team, in Soccer which we call fútbol, Málaga is my favorite team") //wrestler ques[n++]=new Array("wrestler wrestling","I loved wrestling. Who is your favorite wrestler?") //horse ques[n++]=new Array("how old when rode horse","I can't remember when I first started riding...I was so young and it was so long ago") ques[n++]=new Array("how athlete athletic","Quería ser futbolista pero se rompi el pié") //pet //pets //animals //favourite ques[n++]=new Array("what favourite favorite ship","I did not have a favorite ship. Just as long as I am the captain, I like any ship") //favorite //REIGN //reign ques[n++]=new Array("what greatest achievement","My greatest achievement is my daughter, Stella del Carmen") //achievements //ruling //achievement //throne //success //successes //successful //failure //failures //policy //policies